Dear Target Customer Service,
Why do you interrupt your *lovely hold music every 15 seconds to tell me that all your representatives are busy?
Sincerely, Me.
p.s *sarcastic
Dear freecreditscore.com,
The new band SUCKS.
Bring the old band back…or stop making commercials.
Love, Me.
Dear US Government
Please figure out the debt stuff soon and stop fighting like kids on a playground at recess.
Sincerely, Me
Dear Man Who Was Riding My Bumper This Morning
Please learn how to drive properly.
And you’re lucky that I didn’t suddenly have to hit the brakes.
You would’ve decimated my trunk.
Love, Me.
Dear America,
Can you please let everyone enjoy Thanksgiving before we even think about Christmas?
Love, Me.
Dear Mazda,
Why are your cars smiley?
Just curious.
Love, Me.
Dear Weather,
Please decide what you’re doing.
I can’t stand this hot and cold in the same week nonsense.
Love, Me.
